Thanks Range Rover

We were robbed at our last apartment. Our neighborhood was arguably nice, but it still had its elements of danger - clearly.

But our new neighborhood, it would be hard to describe it as anything but nice - unless of course you enter into a whole new vocabulary: snooty, stuck-up, wipes-with-dollar-bills. Most of our neighbors sport BMW's, Mercedes Benz's, and yes, of course, Range Rovers.

Why do I single out these $60,000+ monsters? Because these are the only vehicles on the block tall enough to do this to Hannah's Highlander:






















Hit the new kids' on the block car, then don't leave your insurance or contact info?

I hope you sleep well at night rich guy.

At least in our last neighborhood they just broke your car's window and stole old iPods.